Well have you heard that story about the time i moved houses? Oh man, that was a crazy day!

So my old house right, I used to live in really busy suburbia, like wall-to-wall houses, with cars rushing past all the time and people yelling outside and stuff. Well the family decided that we should move to a more quiet place in the mountains, where i live today (right now ACTUALLY!!!)

So we're packing up everything in the house. I'm packing my stuff into boxes, when being the hyper-active child I am, i get bored. Keep in mind im only 13 at this point. So in my boredom, i decide to play a game i Always play: Batman and Robin. Usually i dress up in my elaborate Batman Suit, and my brother plays Robin. But today, i decided I wanted to be Robin. SO i went to find my brother, but he was off helping mum and dad pack, so i was stuck in my room bored. But that didnt stop me from having fun!!

So i dress up like Robin, and using pillows from my bed, i STUFF my batman costume to create a suitable companion to my crazy adventures. So getting ready to do my quest, i place Batman propped up against the wall, and stand opposite side of the room (dunno why). It must of been the exact place where i was standing, cause i knew my house was old and stuff, but the floor GAVE WAY under me!

Now suddenly, i'm falling down a CAVE! Yeh thats right, a secret CAVE under my room. I land on the rocks (oww btw) and roll onto my back. Im suddenly in a GIANT cavern of some sort. I can hear the cars driving up ahead. There are underground waterfalls and glow-butterflies and giant shear black rock walls everywhere. WTF! i say, how did THIS HAPPEN! But whatever. So i try to climb back up, but i can't!! Im literally stuck down here. Gah, this sucks. Looking around i spy a passage in the rocks. Well obviously that's the way to go So down the passage i head.

Im walking for maybe 20 minutes getting pretty hungry and tired, when i stumble accross a box. WTF is a box doing down here!!! I bend down and it's got an old padlock, but its so old that when i touch it, it just CRUMBLES into a dust. I have to wipe the dust in the air away cause it just disintegrates. Suddenly the box FLINGES open, like some invisible force opened it (this scared the absolute ever-living out of me by the way). And guess what was inside the box???

GOLD!!! Thats right, a BIG GOLD BAR! just one, but it was huge. HOLY SHISKABOBS! i shouted, IM RICH!!!! I may be stuck in a cave, but im rich!!! Luckily my robin costume had a backpack, and thanks to my freakish upper body strength, i was able to put the gold bar in my backpack and not have it be too heavy. SO i've just gone super rich, when i spy a passageway behind the treasure chest. it leads upwards. YES!!! i shout and up it i run, towards a light at the end! This is it, i'm OUTA here I get to the end, and burst into the light to find myself in my neighboors garage. He's sitting there playing darts and just had a heartattack that a boy just climbed out from BEHIND his tool desk dressed in a robin outfit. Howdy i say, and off i run outside towards my house. But then disaster. As i get outside, i see the moving truck leaving!!! OH NOES< mum and dad have finished packing! But wouldnt they remember me. Thats when i see them in their car in front of the moving truck, and the BIG FAKE BATMAN in the car with them. They've mistaken the batman for me!!! OH NOES!!!!

Now i'm in trouble. I'm only 13, so i can't survive on my own, and i havent got a phone or know their phone number. So i rush back to the neighboor, and propose a deal "man, can i have YOUR truck, for THIS gold bar' i pull out the solid gold bar and show it to him. Well he doesn't even wait for the thinking music, he chucks the keys my way and snatches the bar off me, rubbing it like and oscar. YES the ute is mine. Now remember i'm 13 so i've never driven before. So i jump in the ute and take of slowly down the road. I can only just reach the pedals and still see over the windscreen. Luckily it's an automatic, so OFF i go! Now im flying down the road, tailing the moving van like some action movie cop. And thats when things get really bad! A bikie gang pull up beside me. Aparently one of the bumper sticks on my ute has angered the gang. So they start whacking my ute with chains and sticks. We're in the middle of a busy road, and im starting to swerve cause these bikies are going crazy against my truck!!!!

Thats when one of them jumps onto the back tray. He's a big guy, big beard and big knife. O SHITE i shout and then, without thinking, i jump out the back window into the trey with him. Luckily on the way out, i grab a brick and put it on the ignition pedal. So now the truck is carooning out of control, going faster and faster, as i FIST FIGHT this 30 yr old biker in the back of the ute. He throws a punch i duck and bend down, slamming him straight in the Untouchables. He reels over in pain, as i roundhouse kick him and he flies off the ute, into a nearby lake. BAM!!! But now im in the back of the ute, and its out of control. It starts heading towards the wrong sides of the road, cars are swerving out of the way. Suddenyl, as i go to make my way back to the cockpit, a car slams straight into me. BOOM!!!

So the ute gets slammed, me in the back gets thrown like a ragdoll against the floor, holding on for dear life, as the ute lifts off the ground and starts FLIPPING down a ravine. So now the ute is flying through the air, flipping and turning, as i hang on with one hand in the back trey! Finally it lands, luckily on it's wheels, when i remember the brick is still on the ignition. So it takes off againl now in the middle of some empty acre blocks. But there are house coming up!!!

So the car is gaining speed, its up to about 150km/h now in this dirty bumpy road, as i slowly make my way up the trey of the car. Thats when the house appears in our road. O SHI- i shout, as i duck down the hold on for dear life.

Meanwhile, the Weinstein family are sitting down to a lovely lunch. They prepared lovely sandwhichs and salads. The husband, wife, adopted son David and Nana and Pop all say grace and prepare to eat.... AS A GIANT UTE WITH A GUY HANGING OFF THE BACK slams through the front doors and ANNIHILATES their kitchen table, taking the food along with it, before BLASTING OUT THE FRONT DOOR of the house. SO i'm still in the back, now covered in glass and bits of bread. I shake them off me, as i then see where the truck is heading next: A gas station. O NO O NO O NO!!!!

I look around the back tray, and spy a toolbox WELDED onto the tray. I crack it open and inside is a hammer and a megaphone. My first thought was, wtf is a megaphone doing here, but whteva might as well use it. So i grab the megaphone and shout :LOOK OUT EVERYONE!!' luckily everyone hears me and starts to clear out of the gas station, while the ute flies towards it at a tremendous speed. SO now in the back, i grab a hammer, and using it to grip like a batman hook on the side of the tray, i flip myself up and out. Now i fly through the air, and luckily a local house was having a Lawn-Sale, and i land on an old couch in the front of their lawn! AHH comfort. Less could be said for the ute, as it hurtles into the gas station.

Theres a brief pause, as i look up, hoping everything is ok and mayb-BOOM!!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!GIGANTIC FIREBALLS OF EXPLOSION SHOOT OF IN EVERY DIRECTION AS THE GAS STAION EXPLODES IN GIGNATIC FIRE AND FLAMES!!! (i found out in the news no one was hurt, so its ok). but the explosion was deafoning, like someone shooting a gun in my ear. I literally felt deaf for a few second. So as the smoke settles and my hearing returns, i get up and stumble to the road. Thats when I spot them, the MOVING TRUCK and my mums car, a bit down the road, stopped at the lights. I sprint towards them, in my now raggedy robin shirt. Im about to reach the lights, when it turns green and they take off. NOOO!!! i shout, but no one seems to hear me. Thats when i see whats accross the road (get this) a HOT-AIR BALLOON rides area. O HELLS YEAH!!! so while no one is watching, i 'commission' myself a balloon (don't judge me) and suddenly im in the air.

I hear the angry shouts from below, but i dont care. So no idea what to do, i pull random strings and suddenly im off slowling moving in the direction of mums car. I need to go faster!!! So i end up pulling a string, and the fire in the balloon ignites, making it move a little faster..... TOWARDS A GIANT BILLBOARD!!! IM TOO LOW TOO LOW!!! but it won't rise. And the balloon hits the sign. Now i dont know if u've seen a hot air balloon pop, but it's a crazy noise, like a giant cork bottle and the carriage on the balloon, is flung at FRIGHTENING SPEEDS in the air. SUDDENLY IM ZOOMING through the air. My knuckles turn white as my carriage zooms at the air at 400km/h+

I know this isn't gunna end well, cause I'm in a wooden carriage!!! But it keeps arching, and starts to head towards ground. Suddenly i become a METEOR, a flaming ball heading towards the ground. As the thing heads towards the ground, it's about to hit when i go 'screw it' and i jump out towards the road.... just as my MUMS car passes under me and i land on the roof of the car!!! So my carriage slams and explodes into a million peices next to us, as i hang on for dear life on the roof of my car. I quickly slide in through the side window, and mum goes AHH Ryan, What the hell did u just do. Well i tell her what happened and all i get it a 'o... ok ryan'.... im like WHAT!!! but yeah, that was moving day for me. Pretty fun, eh ? lol